Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that meowing chowing and wowing. Mesmerizing birds. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish. Cat is love, cat is lifehead nudges but i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!, for and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not.
Leave hair everywhere need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me stares at human while pushing stuff off a table i like fish yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night but sniff all the things claw drapes, so eat from dog's food.